bits of ronald

Over crab xiao long baos at yu yuan...

Ronald: did you know that some guy in Singapore
was cooking his own crabs
& he got scratched by it and died in 3 days
cuz of the flesh eating bacteria?
sam, clara and i: seriously?
ronald: ya! Can u believe it? It's worse than AIDS!
sam, clara and i: silence...

Last night we all gathered in one room,
jes was planning her week's schedule,
I was ironing clothes and sam was standing around.
ronald picks up the shanghai travel guide and begins to read.

ronald: eh, this rape of nanking thing ah, is it some kind of festival?
sam, jes and i: look at each other in complete shock
silence...